Shout out to those strangely attractive quirky people. The girls with unusual eyes and big cute noses. The guys with crooked smiles and devious smirks. The people who’s faces light up when they smile. The people who’s laughs are usually funnier than the joke. I salute you.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.