your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
I’m just saying -
Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.
We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.
well ur not wrong